Seriously, who came up with the word non-fiction?  

When I find out who this person is, I will add them to my list of who I’d like to invite to dinner dead or alive.

Guess what? They could still be alive, first known use 1909.

Dear Stupid Literature Person who could still be alive,

I’m going to have words with you if you are still alive!  [Garf snort]

What were you thinking coming up with a term that means not not real?

Is it a noun or an adjective?  

This could form a national debate, which may save us from the infighting in the Government at the moment.

Is your head hurting?