So, the only time I’m completely capable of eating my young is when I’m ovulating….

As I get older, and my ovaries turn into prunes, I wonder if I need to have them chemically enhanced or just go with the flow on my need to rake someone’s eyes out with a serving spoon.

Everything becomes louder, more irrational and the hypersensitivity shows up where you didn’t realise you had senses….

As with everything to do with humans, if its in nature, then it’s right.  WHERE in nature, short of the praying mantis who eats her mate’s head off once he’s done the job, is there an example of the female of the species wanting to kill at a moments notice for no reason other than she’s just a bit cranky?

I was never afflicted with this DIS-ease prior to having children. 

Does your head hurt?