One of my cousins posted this post on her facebook page, and I’ve decided that I’m blogging about it because yet again, someone who get’s me, knows that I love to laugh the most of everything, and this made me laugh hard enough to snort.
Naturally, as facebook does, this will be shared across the world and will hopefully make other people snort too.
Here they are:
5 PEARLS OF WISDOM TO REMEMBER
- Money cannot buy happiness but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than it is on a bicycle.
- Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard’s name…
- Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.
- Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.
- Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk