One of my cousins posted this post on her facebook page, and I’ve decided that I’m blogging about it because yet again, someone who get’s me, knows that I love to laugh the most of everything, and this made me laugh hard enough to snort.
Naturally, as facebook does, this will be shared across the world and will hopefully make other people snort too.
Here they are:
5 PEARLS OF WISDOM TO REMEMBER
Money cannot buy happiness but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than it is on a bicycle.
Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard’s name…
Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.
Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.
Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk
What I’m hoping you’ll do now, is share this on your facebook wall as well and when everyone reads it they will get the chemical reaction that laughter brings and it will lighten someone’s load a little bit.
Here’s the kicker, in the normal mode of the blog posts I write….
I went to a sales excellence seminar this week which was facilitated by Jack Daly from the US. He’s a 62y.o. dynamo who is so passionate about what he does, it took the full day a mere nano-second to pass.
I learned so much about communicating on Wednesday.
We MUST be ourselves in our business life and our home life. We MUST. Don’t let other people’s shit allow you not to be. Remember, get into your life, it’s not permanent, so live, learn and most of all laugh.
I’m posting Sales Communication Tips on my facebook page this next week, and would love for you to join me there to learn how they will apply to ANY part of your life.
I also would love for you to register on my web page to receive information about the Executive Goddess Retreat being held in the Hunter Valley here in Australia from 19-22 April, 2012. We will be sharing plenty of laughs, a bit of alcohol, no shooting, motivational session from Justin Herald, ridding ourselves of self-sabotage habits and self-limiting beliefs and learning how to food and wine match with Ryn and Cordie AND celebrating the fact we are Executive Goddesses!