Why irony shows up at the weirdest times - Amanda Foy

Why irony shows up at the weirdest times

So, the only time I’m completely capable of eating my young is when I’m ovulating….


As I get older, and my ovaries turn into prunes, I wonder if I need to have them chemically enhanced or just go with the flow on my need to rake someone’s eyes out with a serving spoon.


Everything becomes louder, more irrational and the hypersensitivity shows up where you didn’t realise you had senses….


As with everything to do with humans, if its in nature, then it’s right.  WHERE in nature, short of the praying mantis who eats her mate’s head off once he’s done the job, is there an example of the female of the species wanting to kill at a moments notice for no reason other than she’s just a bit cranky?


I was never afflicted with this DIS-ease prior to having children. 


Does your head hurt?


Sorry.



2 Comments

  1. Kathryn Hodges

    I think I love you Ivy.
    That is all.
    K xx
    ps – my kids and hubby had better not say or do anything that annoys me this week – or watch out!

  2. OMG this is so my life as I get older. I have decided to take a leaf out of many indigenous tribes where the women take themselves off to the bush (I’ll be spa / resort-ing though) once a month to avoid any and all men, children and idiots.
    Anne x

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